By Ajax_Teh_Great - 20/10/2015 07:49 - United States

Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 755
You deserved it 2 036

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Ajax_Teh_Great 19

Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.

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Top comments

HappyItalian 38

Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?

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InnocenceBlue 37

Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x

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Comments

Xion0014 20

Now you have a good reason to carry a gun with you at all times.

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Xion0014 20

Sounds like you've learned from experience..

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vikky538 28

Thats horrible. Hope you have insurance

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melanielovejeff 15

My ex hates his life so much that when someone tried mugging him at gun point, he told the mugger to kill him. He would rather get killed than get robbed. The mugger didn't know what to do.

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JoeyNatas 3

i belive you should ve in the hospital instead of sharing this

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Keiraquarium 12

All FMLs Starr with 'today', this could've happened years ago

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countryb_cth 38

Yah OP just got stabbed and thought "before I go I must out this on FML"

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orios105 18

I had a feeling if that happened to me and I had no money they would stab me to. now I know they would. Hope your okay OP.

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pizzaslut247 12

OP's broke-ness is literally me every second i swear

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Tejanoswhy 19

Keep money- get stabbed Don't have money- get stabbed

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