Miscellaneous: Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke.... - FML

By Ajax_Teh_Great - 20/10/2015 07:49 - United States

Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML

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Ajax_Teh_Great 19

Wednesday 21 October 2015 8:36

Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.

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HappyItalian 38

Tuesday 20 October 2015 13:03

Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?

InnocenceBlue 37

Tuesday 20 October 2015 12:58

Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x

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hasooon 24

Tuesday 20 October 2015 16:17

Ajax_teh_broke

Xion0014 20

Tuesday 20 October 2015 17:23

Now you have a good reason to carry a gun with you at all times.

Xion0014 20

Tuesday 20 October 2015 17:25

Sounds like you've learned from experience..

anarchymaniac 22

Tuesday 20 October 2015 17:27

At least you're lucky to be alive.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 20 October 2015 17:38

Thats horrible. Hope you have insurance

melanielovejeff 15

Tuesday 20 October 2015 17:54

My ex hates his life so much that when someone tried mugging him at gun point, he told the mugger to kill him. He would rather get killed than get robbed. The mugger didn't know what to do.

JoeyNatas 3

Tuesday 20 October 2015 18:14

i belive you should ve in the hospital instead of sharing this

Keiraquarium 12

Tuesday 20 October 2015 19:42

All FMLs Starr with 'today', this could've happened years ago

countryb_cth 38

Wednesday 21 October 2015 0:18

Yah OP just got stabbed and thought "before I go I must out this on FML"

orios105 18

Tuesday 20 October 2015 19:43

I had a feeling if that happened to me and I had no money they would stab me to. now I know they would. Hope your okay OP.

pizzaslut247 12

Tuesday 20 October 2015 19:44

OP's broke-ness is literally me every second i swear

Tejanoswhy 19

Tuesday 20 October 2015 20:37

Keep money- get stabbed Don't have money- get stabbed

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