By Ajax_Teh_Great - 20/10/2015 07:49 - United States

Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 755
You deserved it 2 036

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Ajax_Teh_Great 19

Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.

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Top comments

HappyItalian 38

Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?

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InnocenceBlue 37

Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x

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worldclassrager 39

Desperate much? Did he take your phone or anything else that has value?

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Colon_Man 17

I'm sorry, mugger. I don't have any money. I spent it all on... THIS GUN!

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countryb_cth 38

Please tell me you're being sarcastic. Did you not read the part where OP got stabbed? I'm pretty sure while OP was bleeding in the street or even in the hospital getting patched up he wasn't thinking about the muggers feelings. Plus the mugger chose to commit the crime, doesn't matter what situation you're in there are always other means than robbing someone. Also OP I hope you have a fast recovery both physically and mentally.

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mas12806 24

I hope he was caught and tried for attempted murder

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ericp96 10

This is the second time i hear a mugger assaults their victim because they didnt have anything to steal

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TheSulkingDead 14

Why are people pressing you deserved it? 987 people think poor people should be stabbed?

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LatelyBananah 14

I really hope you r ok now, I send you all my love

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