By Ajax_Teh_Great - 20/10/2015 07:49 - United States

Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 755
You deserved it 2 036

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Ajax_Teh_Great 19

Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.

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Top comments

HappyItalian 38

Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?

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InnocenceBlue 37

Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x

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Comments

WCARlover 34

Oh my gosh that's so terrible what the heck is wrong with people... the mugger could have just found another victim (which of course is terrible too but at least not threatening to someone's life like stabbing can be)

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MedChew 19

Today, I finally managed to summon the courage to mug someone. Turned out he was completely broke as well. FML

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allforfun 23

When my band would play cities like Detroit I'd carry my money and cards in my sock and put a $50 in my wallet for this very reason. Sorry man.

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Xion0014 20

50$ thats a bit much, should've just put in a 5$, muggers will truly take anything, even your life!

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countryb_cth 38

The best thing to do when being mugged is to throw your wallet away from you and run. The mugger will usually choose to go after your wallet over you giving you the chance to escape. As much of a pain it would be to replace everything it's a lot better than losing your life.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Whenever I feel sketchy movement or something I usually put my stuff down my socks, too.

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ColorOfSoul 19

Or spray some sugar packs you stole into his eyes and run...

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pete9913 23

Damn! definitely the most classic example of FML. hope you're okay OP.

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nightstalker94 18

I don't see why the mugger would get mad. apparently he's broke too if he's mugging someone. people are pathetic these days. sorry OP

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ariel0313 9

"Oh no I need to stop the bleeding, but first let me upload this!"

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