yeahh he must not kno all the females are trying that move. Its called the 'Trip and Tug'.

That's a horrible thing to say. I hope it happens to you and your junk doesn't recover. Has for the FML story, I'm so sorry that sucks! It is super funny though. I hope your junk recovers quickly and that she makes it up to you ;)

bad troll is bad

LMAO!! Awesome. I nearly died of laughing!

#16 ftw. this is not a fml. you should be happy its that big. at least you got a lil action that night before it broke.

random ? if you don't like it then don't read the ******* comments and to OP... hope you fully recover :)

It's not random. Look at the FML. The first sentence is progressive past tense and then the very next sentence it suddenly becomes simple present tense. It's sloppy, makes the writer look stupid, and is rather annoying to read. Why do people do it?

Obviously you haven't had much experience with this. I have, I'm in middle school. I don't write like that. People in my class do though.

GET LIVES guys, seriously. If all you can do on the internet is correct people's grammar, you probably need to get out more. I, personally, love having well written sentences, but just because others don't, doesn't mean you should hate on them and be annoying.

I _do_ have a life. I have a job, I go to school when it's not the summer, I have friends and a significant other. I'm particularly fond of water sports and dance. I also happen to frequent FML when I'm not doing anything else and, yes, I point out when someone's grammar sucks because it makes them sound like a dumbass. I don't understand the culture of anti-intellectualism, but it makes the growing generation look really stupid.

I don't completely disagree with Zargon. Coz it is sometime difficult to understand what the OP is trying to convey if the grammar is bad.

Just like how you got the whole comma splice thing going on there at the beginning of you post zargon? Independent clauses are joined with semicolons 'not' commas. See how annoying it is when someone knows exactly what you mean, but still decide to be whiny little bitches and correct you anyway. The internet is not an English paper so STFU and get over it..........Unless you wanna go this way? Do you really wanna go this way? I don't think you wanna go this way. (Sorry Squidbillies tangent :D )

You are correct. My comma splicing was an issue, and I thank you for calling me on it. Note for future readers: Assume my post above did not include the words "when it's not the summer". I do have a bit of a tendency to get a little run away with sentence length, mainly since comma splicing is the only time that it's every truly a problem. That said, it was not annoying of you to correct me. There was an issue, you pointed it out, and I acknowledged it. The way people should. It's sad if you think an English paper is the only place where you should maintain decent grammar.

No, I don't think an English paper is the only place a person should maintain decent grammar. Where in my post did I type that? I just feel it unnecessary to correct people for grammar on the internet. I personally try to use decent grammar wherever I'm at, but if someone else doesn't feel that way then I'm not going to correct them unless they're a little kid. If I can comprehend what they're saying then there's no need to.

You never said that an English paper was the only place where one should use proper grammar, but it is implied when you say the internet is not an English paper. And the internet is the perfect place to correct one's grammar, since it is the place that many people most commonly write. You can say "as long as you can understand it, who cares" and, in fact, I used to say this. However, I have found that the baseline for what people consider "as long as you can understand it" has gotten so low that this clearly was a bad idea. The best way to root it out is not to go straight for the lost causes who tip liek dis n wudnt no grammer if it iht em ovr da hed, but rather to inform those who are at the "making minor mistakes, but still readable" stage.

It doesn't imply anything except for what was typed. Though, I do recognize the fact that you gave yourself an out by stating "if" as a qualifier. If you thought I was trying to imply something then you could have asked if that was what I was implying. I tend to say what I mean and mean what I say. Most people that type on the internet don't care about there grammar because it's the internet. That doesn't mean they can't speak coherently or use correct grammar; it just means they don't care one way or the other. Granted, some people's writing is just painful to try to read, but chances are they're just stupid to begin with and no type of grammar lesson will save them. Correcting others who make the occasional error is just annoying. It doesn't make them better people; it just annoys them. You can be the caped crusader of peace, love, and syntax if you want, but I'm going to continue to not care. If I can comprehend it, fine, if I can't, then its probably not worth the effort in the first place.

a beer razzumfrazzum! and a knife to the throat for zargon! hear hear!

lol this is funny. but wow, nice bitching zargon you're really made top class asshole today.

zargon, this isn't a dating website. all you had to say was that you had a life. we didn't need your life story. jesus.