By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 786
You deserved it 15 618

Same thing different taste

Top comments

OperationNicole_fml 0

Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

Xinxinix 0

Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.

Comments

Well, first off I smoke and there is nothing I hate more that unsolicited advice about not smoking, its not going to accomplish anything other than pissing the smoker off. Even though she though you were pregnant, there is not excuse for being a nosy bitch. Is a stranger's opinion really ever going to make a difference? No.

generalsmith2 0

LMM! diiiitttooo. 43. people aren't born obese. everyone makes choices, and sure you have genetics making some people bigger boned and more easily able to gain weight. but don't come crying and acting like its a disease that affects people. weight is one of the only things you CAN change about your looks -- excluding plastic surgery -- so if you don't like it. DEAL with it.

This is funny and sad. FML too though. I have to read at others misfortunes to distract me from my own!

damnn_it 0

ur user name is justfat. so u must be hella fat. so u deserved it.

this girl needs to loose some weight. there i said it. i was 310lbs and have lost 70 and still loosing weight a year later. #43 you are wrong it is a lifestyle choice that she needs to make and i was a fat person.

who cares if you are thick or not!!! if you work it. then go girl!! but for reals. you need to stop smoking. then this wouldnt of happened. =]

Devi 0

#33 - How the hell is 140 lbs overweight?

I would personally execute as many cigarette-smokers as I could if I could get away with it.

What the **** is wrong with you? They are still people even if they smoke! ******* psycho.

if this bothers you lose weight, or change the way you carry yourself, and @43 yes everyone can be a health nut you just want to blame your problems on someone else. and I'm 200lbs and 6 feet tall, and i'm always told im skinny, and you know how i got this way? by exercising and not eating everything i see

#13 my take on empire waste shirts/dresses is that they are pregnant shirts because they look exactly like them oh and #43 if you don't like people telling other people their opinion then stfu