By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 786
You deserved it 15 618

Same thing different taste

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OperationNicole_fml 0

Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

Xinxinix 0

Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.

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ouch...try 10 minutes of crunches 5 times a week...it's NO real exercise program, but it's a start.

OperationNicole_fml 0

I weighed 140 lbs and am 5'7'' (which is pretty darn average), and at that weight I looked pregnant wearing certain empire-waisted dresses. So to everyone that's telling her to lose weight, get a grip.

marinesgirl9 0

#9 i like that saying :P i've gotten this before, it doesn't matter if you're fat or not, i'm anything but fat, and i've been told i shouldn't smoke while pregnant. it's just this weird thing after i eat i get a tiny lil belly... i told the lady "I agree, it's a good thing i'm not" sorry, people are stupid :/

Tammerz 0

Wow, that does suck. It sounds like she was trying to be helpful though. Not that it's an excuse, it's like #9 said. If she said it rudely, you could have said, "You shouldn't talk while you're ugly!" or something (but less lame then that)...but only if she was really a jerk.

If you don't want to be fat then lose some weight, quit complaining about it when you could be changing it, nuff said.

Some clothes, no matter HOW skinny the person wearing them is, will make the wearer look pregnant. I'm sure this girl is beautiful, except for the fact she was smoking.

They were just stating teh obvious that one shouldn't smoke while pregnant. Mayhaps it is you that assumed the worst. Just for sake of devils advocate. Now had they said "You're pregnant, you shouldn't smoke" different story.

That's what you get for being a smoker. Sorry, but smoking just pisses me off. If you were doing something less RETARDED, I would say your life sucks.

I'm with 13 and 17. Some clothing just makes people look fatter than they are.