Miscellaneous: Today, I was standing on a step ladder to reach the batteries...

By damnnn - 17/07/2015 12:40 - Australia

Today, I was standing on a step ladder to reach the batteries on top of my fridge so I could change the ones in my TV remote. My sister thought it would be funny to shake the ladder and see what would happen. I now have a broken leg and a TV remote with dead batteries in it. FML

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By fucking teen cunts - 27/01/2013 21:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML

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By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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I can't see for miles and miles and miles

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 05:00

Today, having my hands full with dog leashes, I hooked a lamp to my jacket to find my way in the dark. The first time I bent over, it fell, burst open and spilled its batteries, so I had to go back and get another flashlight, whose batteries promptly started to fade once I was trying to reassemble the first one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

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Shocking!

By Toasted - 29/04/2019 20:00

Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML

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By owies :( - 01/04/2011 02:23 - United States

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

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By NaniNarcotic - 16/08/2011 10:17 - Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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Check before you wreck

By Kailey - 28/10/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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Kurby14 21

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:29

throw the remote at her every chance you get

Wer3Wolf3 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:32

"Shake" her next time she is near an open window.

Comments

gracehi 31

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:43

"Gee, I wonder what will happen if I light the fuse on this stick of dynamite?" -Your sister's next stroke of genius

dagarr 11

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:54

Next time she is on a ladder kick one of the legs out so she falls

iliketertlez 6

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:01

How big is ur fridge that u had to use a step ladder

soullyfe 33

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:30

Some people are just short...

SPN_lover666 27

Saturday 18 July 2015 2:36

My fridge is over 6' tall, and I am only 5'2". I need a stepladder to get things from the top of it.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Saturday 18 July 2015 8:07

In my housr, we just pull up a chair from the dinner table set and get on top of it. The stepladder is too far away to go get...in my opinion.

mads_fml 7

Saturday 18 July 2015 8:15

American fridges are actually huge. Many I've seen elsewhere are like halfsize ones and that's normal. Anyway I'm 5'1", it's nice is a gigantic fridge is up against a counter because then you can get on it and reach the top.