Miscellaneous: Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors...

By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Seriously? - 15/05/2013 21:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 31/01/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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Stealth

By Andy - 18/11/2008 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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Saturday 4 June 2016 20:10

Well, I bet you look smoking hot now.

Tamandua 19

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:17

Next time they're out smoking on their patio, throw a bucket of water up to them and scream something about how smoking kills.

Comments

abNormal62 23

Sunday 5 June 2016 0:16

Handle this maturely. No need to rush over in a hot headed fashion

RudyH621 25

Sunday 5 June 2016 4:48

Very puny my friend xD

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 5 June 2016 1:01

Flamethrowers are legal in most states.

dontknow1 19

Sunday 5 June 2016 2:02

You should go to talk to your neighbor.

james_logan 19

Sunday 5 June 2016 2:18

Head butt?

OrganicSistah 17

Sunday 5 June 2016 4:48

I would sue.

Goblin182 26

Sunday 5 June 2016 4:55

One of the things I dislike about smokers. They think the whole world is their ashtray.

Brucinator 7

Sunday 5 June 2016 6:29

I have an upstairs neighbor that does the same thing. Working on getting them evicted!!

TheMathMajor 26

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:06

There are so many cigarette butts that end up on my patio as well. The problem is I don't think just one person is doing it. My patio faces the pool, so I think people just leave their trash there and the wind blows it onto my patio >:(