Transportation: Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 11:42 - Canada

Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street into my university campus. There was no traffic in front of him and we were both going under the speed limit, so I honked my horn at him to speed up. He ended up double-parking in the last two spots. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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skyttlz 32

Friday 3 December 2010 16:13

I hate people that double park

Blazingcrono 6

Friday 3 December 2010 16:16

For your sake, I hope he gets a ticket. That shit sucks (the double parking)

Comments

mintcar 9

Friday 3 December 2010 16:20

I'm assuming he was very old. Although it caused some sort of inconvenience for you, he was probably driving slow for a reason. Some old people tend to do that. Too bad you pissed him off with that galling honking sound.

whatyotalkinbout 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 8:56

your picture is sideways

chocchipcookies 0

Friday 3 December 2010 16:22

ouch

fizzysmilesalot 0

Friday 3 December 2010 16:25

haha poor u(:

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 3 December 2010 16:26

Double-parking is when you park behind someone and block them in. You mean he took up two spaces? Then say he parked across two spaces. Anyway, you're ******. He was seeing a dentist and died while inside, so his car will be there a while.

Blazingcrono 6

Friday 3 December 2010 16:56

According to wikipedia, the term can stand for both. He even said it was two spots. Do I sense a troll fail?

DocBastard 38

Friday 3 December 2010 17:24

No you do not. Trollzy by definition cannot fail. His trolling is magnificent in its simplicity.

theFMLiest1ofThe 0

Friday 3 December 2010 17:27

actually neither is technically correct. double parking is when you park ALONGSIDE of someone that is parked on the the side of the street, thus preventing them from being able to move their car. but it's really splitting hairs, I guess.

Blazingcrono 6

Friday 3 December 2010 18:15

Look it up in wikipedia. The term stands for all three, not just one. Doc, even troll has to fail sometimes. Heck, he's a troll in an anteater costume.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 3 December 2010 18:55

It is NOT a costume.

DocBastard 38

Friday 3 December 2010 19:26

Blazingcrono - The great thing about Trollz's comments is that if he trolls, it's just Trollz being Trollz. If it appears to be a failure, he can always claim he was just being sarcastic. See? It's a failure fail. Or a winure win. Whatever.