Transportation: Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 11:42 - Canada

Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street into my university campus. There was no traffic in front of him and we were both going under the speed limit, so I honked my horn at him to speed up. He ended up double-parking in the last two spots. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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skyttlz 32

Friday 3 December 2010 16:13

I hate people that double park

Blazingcrono 6

Friday 3 December 2010 16:16

For your sake, I hope he gets a ticket. That shit sucks (the double parking)

Comments

lqbabie 0

Friday 3 December 2010 17:08

that's why old people should NOT be on the road. >:(

RachelElizabeth7 0

Friday 3 December 2010 17:13

I hate slow people

im_wilder 0

Friday 3 December 2010 17:18

YDI for pushing elderly drivers and displaying road rage using your stupid horn -_- you make me sick! :P

albinoV 1

Saturday 4 December 2010 1:52

Totally. What's so critical that you need to get there a whole minute sooner?

skorpien 1

Friday 3 December 2010 17:23

Old people that can't drive should be kept off the roads. Although there are those ones that can drive, if they can't they should have their license taken away. It has nothing to do with respect. Driving is a privilege not a right, no matter how old you are. Stop defending the old man. I'd have been on the horn too.

im_wilder 0

Friday 3 December 2010 17:28

nice to know your point of view #39, remind me when you age too act like a spaz and beep LOL :P old people are cool... or they were cool :D

skorpien 1

Friday 3 December 2010 17:43

When I'm that age and I'm incapable of driving, I hope to have family that cares enough about my safety and the safety of others to have my license taken away. That is if I don't do it myself. I'm under no illusion that I should be allowed to drive just because I'm old and should be respected. And if I'm driving like a tool, old or otherwise, I wouldn't blame anyone for "spazzing and beeping." Just saying.

spd2fst4u 5

Friday 3 December 2010 17:35

it's called a speed LIMIT! not a you must go exactly this speed.

mps1969 8

Friday 3 December 2010 18:18

Unless you have a real reason you should drive the speed limit .

spd2fst4u 5

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:57

no. not really. you should be going a reasonable speed. if you ever notice, most highways post no slower than 45, no faster than 65 speed limit signs. ask a cop, but I would recommend you go back to drivers ed.