Transportation: Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my...

By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 545

You deserved it 100 547

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 182

You deserved it 3 544

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 695

You deserved it 25 520

By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 276

You deserved it 4 588

By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 516

You deserved it 398

By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 178

You deserved it 97 175

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 973

You deserved it 54 820

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By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 291

You deserved it 340

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 824

You deserved it 205

By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 129

You deserved it 919

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 829

You deserved it 8 905

Someone_somewere 7

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:25

hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI

Eternity_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:25

Karma's a bitch.

Comments

Someone_somewere 7

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:25

hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI

easylazy 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 3:24

Ha I love the random detail that it was a MOTORCYCYCLE cop which adds nothing to the FML

qwerty475 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 4:35

karma sucks doesn't it?

anoymousjoe 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:18

u guys are so ******* COOL. reply to the first comment so u can get to the top. i am saying this on behalf of the thousands of fml members, take a step back and literally **** YOUR OWN Face, k thanks.. and YDI

soul3n 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:37

and #97 does it himself while saying bad thigns to the rest of the repliers. Fail. On the subject though, OP: you're stupid, be more patient. I'm sure that you'll get to your bar for your drinky-poo in time.

nicelyjohnson 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:38

This isn't even an FML. This is just stupid. Remember when FML's weren't whiney or had YDI written all over them? Those were the days...

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:04

#97 has a valid point, and I believe he was replying to the idiots who reply to #1, that's why his/her post is that high up. So, the people who shot #97 down are actually fools. If you're that desperate to get your comment noticed, make a good one. Otherwise, stfu up and stay at the bottom

christopherlove 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:37

I completely agree with 97. I downvote people who do that.

3rdDegree 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:57

I have a friend who drives like that. She's going to get pulled over and im going to laugh my ass off.

trollskitroll 0

Monday 10 August 2009 4:36

Karma's a bitch. YDI x 100.

samerty7 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 5:30

im on top

Eternity_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:25

Karma's a bitch.

seb12992 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 2:20

Indeed it is. And LOL at the guy you flipped off honking and waving. That made my day.

seenpyro 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:32

he's probably gonna go bone the librarians daughter;D

bluevayero 42

Sunday 23 December 2012 8:57

and a big one indeed

laReve 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:26

thats why you don't speed, idiot.

harmony88 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:55

Seriously... everybody knows speeding is illegal, but some do it anyway... everybody thinks it's okay to speed to pass someone... but the law states that even when passing a slower driver, the speed limit must not be exceeded.

TessIsabella 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 14:08

#126, I guess you're just a reckless fool who doesn't realise what speeding can do. Learn the law.

Parkie 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:24

dumbass

wickidsmaht 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 18:33

you're all a bunch of idiots.

Lisimal 7

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:27

Well ain´t that a bitch!?!

thabeast 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:28

yeah...

shaniqualee 2

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:27

Hahaha abortion face.

SomeGuy1234 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:28

Hey there was a cop around when you need one.

suckager 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:30

Slow and steady wins the race, remember that asshole.

trollskitroll 0

Monday 10 August 2009 4:39

You're a dumb **** for having the name organizedchaos bitch.

dragonshit 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:32

Owned.

qwerty475 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 4:37

PWN3D not owned

pineapple648 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 6:15

ur name is hilarious

papertigers_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:32

AHHH i just LOVE when i see someone being an asshole on the road and a little while later i see them getting a ticket. SOOO SATISFYING :)

bawpo 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:58

Yeah, because the guy going super slow wasn't being an asshole? FYI you can get ticketed for going too slow also.

SammyS2012 21

Monday 27 August 2012 7:55

He might not have been going slow; everyone in Miami is convinced that driving the speed limit means that you're slow. It might be the same situation with this guy.