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By ClaustrophobicNightmares - 28/03/2014 08:42 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By Nancy - 08/07/2009 14:01

Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2013 19:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

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It's the way I tell 'em

By Anonymous - 21/07/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I got stuck in an elevator with my boss and two other coworkers. To lighten the mood, I tried telling a joke. I forgot the punchline halfway through and ended up awkwardly trailing off. We still had 20 minutes to go before maintenance rescued us. FML

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By dukemisery - 12/12/2016 09:33 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML

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By Christopher - 13/12/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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In a rush

By Crappy - 11/04/2015 12:12 - Canada - Rodney

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

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ChenEighty 20

Friday 28 March 2014 17:51

I would try and make some sort of joke, but the gears aren't really turning in my head

ticklewhizzer 5

Friday 28 March 2014 17:52

Sounds like the beginning of a porno.

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Credibleskills 28

Friday 28 March 2014 19:33

Jeez, the question is did he know what he was doing?

mansfield_j 27

Friday 28 March 2014 19:42

Okay that's just really funny

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 28 March 2014 19:43

I feel your pain. I was once stuck in an elevator for an hour and a half--alone. Apparently the mechanic got stuck in traffic to come get me out.

Omniprism 14

Friday 28 March 2014 19:49

C'mon that's ironic and funny.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 28 March 2014 19:54

At least your neck isn't stuck between the doors. That means you're not on death's list. Yet. (I watch too much Final Destination)

emirie 21

Friday 28 March 2014 22:43

I was thinking of the scene at the beginning of resident evil

cjwayy 22

Friday 28 March 2014 20:47

Damn, that really sucks. Hope you weren't in there too long.

17nate 9

Friday 28 March 2014 20:49

What the hell was the elevator mechanic doing in there?

Sassie8810 9

Saturday 29 March 2014 2:30

Going down.

A_Perfect_Circle 12

Friday 28 March 2014 21:09

The longest I've been trapped is an hour and a half. Intense stuff, sorry Op

crazy2ta 3

Friday 28 March 2014 22:57

لووول xD

notyourusual 4

Friday 28 March 2014 23:17

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