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I'm sure that elevator mechanic's job has it's share of "ups and downs." I usually "take steps" to avoid elevators, but knowing there's an elevator expert with you should calm and "lift" your spirits.
Wow that pun run really floored me. I think highly of anyone who can raise the standard in puns around here; all those "shitty situation" puns push my buttons.
All of these amazing puns are lowering my self-esteem. Care to elevate my spirits or will you just leave me on the floor?
be glad he was in with you if he helped get you two out our else it could have been a much longer wait.
I don't really think it works that way. What good is an elevator mechanic when he's stuck in a stationary dangling box without access to the main controls, cables, or other mechanical parts?
so close, and yet so far. FYL OP.
How ironic...I sure hope you were not suspended for too long
Was the mechanic working on the elevator when he got in it?
I expected the ending tone along the lines of someone farted or shit themselves
at least you didn't have diarrhea
Seriously what are the odds of that happening haha
...and people ask me why up to 5 floors I take the stairs... well, that's why... I seriously hope you're not suffering from claustrophobia, OP
That is a nightmare!!!
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I would try and make some sort of joke, but the gears aren't really turning in my head
Sounds like the beginning of a porno.