Kids: Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy...

By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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Footie

By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 3 559

By PlsForget - 18/08/2016 21:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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You deserved it 3 309

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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You deserved it 3 642

By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML

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You deserved it 3 229

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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You deserved it 5 264

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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You deserved it 6 019

wildperson 8

Saturday 13 April 2013 5:34

Call of duty generation...I really have no hopes for it.

SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Saturday 13 April 2013 5:36

That's what OP gets for being a noob

Comments

license2chill 5

Saturday 13 April 2013 5:44

Nutshot him back

Welshite 39

Saturday 13 April 2013 6:19

Yeah, because abusing a child like that is obviously the best response.

ironic_legacy 9

Saturday 13 April 2013 6:35

Yes, the best way to get revenge is to show him a picture of him 20 years older, fat as can be, in his parents' basement, with pizza falling off of him in drops, still playing the same types of video games he used to play when he was still young and could still call the same type of person he would grow up to be losers. Basically, give him a nutshot, except replace the "nut" part with his shielded and comfortable and naive life... >:)

Welshite 39

Saturday 13 April 2013 6:44

#29: You just described my life. Thanks...

ironic_legacy 9

Saturday 13 April 2013 6:52

34 - Oh no:( now I feel bad. Damn, I was going to put something like "or maybe just leave the kid alone and forget about him, not all kids are like him" since I kind of felt something with my last comment. Sorry if offended you or anything :(

license2chill 5

Saturday 13 April 2013 22:13

C'mon guys, you guys took my line literally? I referenced a first person shooter game, where there is a term called "nutshot", as well as "headshot", but the nutshot was funnier... Guess it's irrelevant to you guys. Thanks for the down votes..

TheManager 6

Saturday 13 April 2013 6:02

Anybody else find it creepy in COD how the dude sounded super happy as he screamed "BOOM HEADSHOT"?

ApollosMyth 22

Saturday 13 April 2013 6:23

Better the enemy then him. :P

a_frogg 9

Saturday 13 April 2013 6:03

Too many video games.

Sonfang 19

Saturday 13 April 2013 7:29

Can't blame the video games if the parents are buying them, they should be paying attention to the age ratings.

kyu_Q 19

Saturday 13 April 2013 15:19

@#43 I totally agee. Ratings are there for a reason. Parents ought to be more responsible for what their children play, watch and eat. (thinking of the fat guy in the basement).

BradTheBrony 19

Friday 19 April 2013 0:23

OH MY ******* CHRIST It's not like he KICKED OP on PURPOSE because of the video games.

9lashes 15

Saturday 13 April 2013 6:03

You were looking for an apology from little kids? Haha no offense OP but thats kind of dumb little kids dont feel guilt easily

Jessj958 19

Saturday 13 April 2013 6:04

Some parents don't teach their children manners or respect now days! It's sad, the kid probably has never been taught to apologize when appropriate. It's a definite FYL OP, but an even bigger one for the parent's of this kid.