By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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erockinthesuburb 17

Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.

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HortonThelephant 15

Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

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k_ninjaa 9

Look at the username: "If he had a dick for a head, it'd be f-ing small."

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inthedopeshow 17

If by "epic" you mean cruel, heartbreaking, and disgusting, then yes, this is rather epic.

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DocBastard 38

No, Beowulf is epic. The Odyssey is epic. Dvořák's New World Symphony is epic. This is mildly amusing and very sad, but it is most assuredly NOT epic.

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rattusrattus 18

It could be the *inciting incident* in an epic. The OP, in response to the shattering of the status quo, will enage on a proper adventure with dragons and monsters and attractive bartenders, culminating in an awesome climax and a positive-ironic ending, for although they lost their husband, they discover the true meaning of friendship.

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ironichalibut 24

23- You forgot orgies, no epic classical adventure is complete without an orgy.

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PincessBoff 6

9- If your profile picture is your most recent Halloween costume then I automatically respect you. My boyfriend and I were the same thing for Halloween, but he was Finn and I was Jake!

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noelasis94 18

I think he was thinking of that song epic you know the one that goes you want it all but you can't have it

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dcheques 1

You realize this isn't a university English class, right?

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HouseElf 13

93- no we learned that in high school. Beowulf and the Odyssey, that is.

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corporatescoundr 25

Thank you #23! My next short story/novel is underway!

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erockinthesuburb 17

Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.

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ironichalibut 24

3- The name of the OP was the tip off for me. Apparently he's stupid, a cheater, and has a tiny Peter.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Unlike the other FML (the new father on facebook one), this one has no ambiguity.

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Enslaved 36

The OP from that FB FML responded and explained. So sad.

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Andrew910 5

Nope. The cops probably got to him first.

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tmmundy 17

4...I see no humor in this FML whatsoever.

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HortonThelephant 15

Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.

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pheebs314 17

I'm not sure if you should be happy you weren't, or really upset...

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Llamacod 11

I'm thinking "really upset" is the correct answer here

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pheebs314 17

I would be a bit of both. Relieved I wasn't stupid enough to, but ******* pissed he was. Although that didn't come across right in the comment.

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Dillyduzit 23

Yeah, I'd let his ass rot in jail and tell him I'm just doing him a favor. Leaving him in jail will give him the opportunity to become someone's girlfriend and be able to have all the sex he clearly wants :)

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WrongRomance 11

He's not a very sneaky cheater.

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twinkiefeets 17

62--awe that's so sweet. Fml is the newest dating site!

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