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By brittgreen - 11/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 14:00

Today, I was supposed to be going to Edinburgh to see my favourite band live. I was expecting to be picked up at 8 a.m. for the drive there, but I woke up to a text saying my friend bought tickets for the wrong city. The show he paid was for 2 days ago. FML

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By Etown - 12/08/2018 06:00 - United States - Evansville

Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML

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By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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By musiclover - 06/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML

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Reel to real

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 19:00 - Tunisia - El Fahs

Today, the date I was supposed to go on got pushed back for a week, because she told me she was too sick to go out. A bit later, she posted a reel of her out with friends. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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When love breaks down

By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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The betrayal

By jealous of my friend - 14/06/2022 02:00

Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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Taylor comes first

By lakatkat - 19/08/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I found out on Facebook that my supposed best friend bought a concert ticket to a show. The concert ticket cost the exact same amount as the plane ticket she told me she couldn't afford to come see me. FML

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taytoc 10

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

wow your friends a douche

cheesecakex 5

Friday 12 August 2011 1:03

What a bitch...

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koverton91 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:40

Wow, I'd tell her to **** off if I were you.

MareNostrum 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:45

Lol @ the Warped Tour.

blacksswan 10

Friday 12 August 2011 2:47

I'd cut her out of my life. A real friend would never do something shitty like that.

BBYgirl_22 3

Friday 12 August 2011 2:48

you're a lame ass friend and she obviously didn't want u around. thank god she got all those awesome pix without u

cassandralee20 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:37

Bitch.

screamo_neve 12

Friday 12 August 2011 2:49

What a bitch. FYL, Warped is ******* amazing and that "friend" of yours... God, I would do horrible things to them.

BarrelChick 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:53

Psh bitch.You should throw a big party and then not invite her(:

Lolpizza_fml 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:56

Oh what a bitch thing to do im so sorry! :(

cheezter 15

Friday 12 August 2011 2:58

On the bright side you now have a frienemy/ nemesis. Your like batman 8)....... Gotta make lemonade

my_names_nico 0

Friday 12 August 2011 3:11

that's what my brother did to me too

xrainbowshadowx 17

Friday 12 August 2011 3:14

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