Intimacy: Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 08:52 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By supergingerr11 - 09/07/2011 05:55 - United States

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

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By Tick - 12/04/2019 16:00

Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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zapzapp 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 16:12

awww. do you need a virtual hug?

unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 20 January 2011 16:29

be glad it wasn't you ending up in bed with a player!

Comments

mintcar 9

Thursday 20 January 2011 17:03

Some men are just complete asshole. If I were you, I wouldn't be too upset. He's clearly a douche.

mastahpg1 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 18:02

maybe U had it confused. maybe the date was for ur neighbor, but you thought he was talking to you!! btw did u play while hearing them get it on?

saleha97 4

Thursday 20 January 2011 18:06

I agree with #13 (:

Ninjafriends 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 18:07

I bet in his mind he got mixed up. "Is today 3B or 3E?" You know, "B" and "E" look and sound alike. He was confused and probably just decided to go for the hotter one.

dwkiely 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 19:28

hey that could have been you if you got straight to the point with him instead of that lets go out on a date shit

out_of_cares 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:33

I kind of enjoy NOT being a ****

birdyu7 5

Thursday 20 January 2011 19:38

How would you even know that it would be the girl who lives next door?

pimpedout900 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:31

Because obviously she knows how the other girls moans lol

out_of_cares 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:31

It was an apartment with paper thin walls and her bedroom or whatever room they were screwing in was right on the other side of one of my walls.

Froyden 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 21:03

Consider yourself lucky... you found out what he was without even having to be "**** of the week."

fman484 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 21:05

yeah I too wanted to know if you were getting yourself off to the sounds of them moaning!?!?!?

out_of_cares 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:29

umm no

Michael9081 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 21:20

maybe you should have put out first. sounds like she beat you to it

Sparx1_1 16

Thursday 20 January 2011 21:38

Not sure why you would be upset about being stood up by the building asshole. By tomorrow the woman he had sex with will be known as the building **** - and if he had kept the date it would have been you. Instead of FML this should be your lucky day.