Intimacy: Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 08:52 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By supergingerr11 - 09/07/2011 05:55 - United States

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

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By Tick - 12/04/2019 16:00

Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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zapzapp 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 16:12

awww. do you need a virtual hug?

unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 20 January 2011 16:29

be glad it wasn't you ending up in bed with a player!

Comments

guppy40000 0

Friday 21 January 2011 0:12

now you know he is a pig and your neighbors a **** its win win for you.

savvy_suzy 0

Friday 21 January 2011 3:29

Eh, whatever. Looks like you may not get an STI thanks to the local man-****. Why is this an FML again? You want to put out? Lots of guys looking for a free slit/hole. Either that or you could go next door and become the new building threesome. Whatever you fancy really...

Gorillaheadlok 0

Friday 21 January 2011 4:35

Well that's good of you think about it

XxKyttixX 0

Friday 21 January 2011 6:31

lol what a slutty neighborhood.

iHateThisLife 10

Friday 21 January 2011 9:57

just b happy u know u he really is like and that ur not another notch on his bed post.

fiveonefiveoh 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:26

damn, that dude gets all the girls! don't worry, I'll get Ur turn next time

hellomynameisnam 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:36

that sucks

twat_luva 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:40

look at the bright side at least he wasn't sleeping with the man next door

thebigslim 13

Sunday 23 January 2011 16:54

A typical guy will look at options when it comes to women (unfortunately,) he must have weighed it in that this girl was gonna put out and wasn't sure if you would..... personally I believe it is better that you didn't hook up with this guy.