Intimacy: Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 08:52 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By supergingerr11 - 09/07/2011 05:55 - United States

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

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By Tick - 12/04/2019 16:00

Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Thursday 20 January 2011 16:12

awww. do you need a virtual hug?

unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 20 January 2011 16:29

be glad it wasn't you ending up in bed with a player!

Comments

losanimal 2

Wednesday 26 January 2011 13:13

i bet if you went over an joined in he wouldnt stand u up anymore....see you just gotta use your goods. do like us guys we think with our dick not with our brain....

co11boii 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 8:50

damn 1- yur kute

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Saturday 26 February 2011 22:05

that's shitty.

Gadgetlover 0

Monday 14 March 2011 17:14

Don't worry you are next, as soon as he is done with this one.

mtosh99 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 11:20

anyone else thinking don't shit where you eat?

lunkness_monster 0

Monday 21 March 2011 10:21

Better her than you, I'm sure it was a rape. :)

michael256341859 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 17:26

u can do it wit me my number is2563418590

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:18

Damn that hurts. I'm sure it means that you're not as easy as that other ho!

awesomelikethat 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 4:13

Creeper indeed! Get a life!!!

out_of_cares 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:22

This is actually the OP, and yeah guy turned out to be a total tool, was upset at first until I actually got to know him, really glad I actually dodged that bullet. Also, the reason I could hear them is because it was super cheap student housing with paper thin walls and her apartment/ bedroom was right on the other side of my wall.