Today I was supposed to see my aunt for the first time in years.... - FML

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By CatDally - 23/02/2020 04:18

Today I was supposed to see my aunt for the first time in years. I was excited because — despite her having Alzheimer’s — she had been asking for me by name. We got to her house and realized she either wasn’t home or was purposefully ignoring the doorbell. FML

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