By anonymous - 07/07/2016 15:24 - United States

Today, my friends woke me up on my birthday by spraying me with silly string. I have a job interview and it won't come out of my hair. FML
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EwahWeeWah 21

There really is nothing better than a job interview on your birthday. "Oh boy, I hope it's a new job interview! *unwraps present* OH BOY, A JOB INTERVIEW, MY FAVOURITE :D"

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Beeboopbeep 9

So that he can tell the employer it's his birthday and raise his chances of getting the job.

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ClairvoyantVamp 19

Tell them it's your "artistic interpretation" of their business.

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EwahWeeWah 21

There really is nothing better than a job interview on your birthday. "Oh boy, I hope it's a new job interview! *unwraps present* OH BOY, A JOB INTERVIEW, MY FAVOURITE :D"

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Welshite 39

To be fair, a job interview is practically a gift of life from our corporate overlords. I wouldn't say no to it.

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Wolfo06 16

Will OP just tell your boss that your a party men

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Bearsmomma 30

Was that a question, or did you mean "Well OP,..."? Oh, and in this instance you would use "man" and you're (if "you are" works in the statement then "you're" is the correct choice.)

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Wolfo06 16

I meant well I guess I was in a rush and forgot to check opss

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deathstroke990 22

mix conditioner with baking soda and let it sit for around 5 minutes and then try to comb it out (: should work

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Tripartita 44

And if it doesn't work, you can lob it off, throw it in the oven for half an hour, and then enjoy it as a delicious birthday confection. You could even offer some to your interviewer!

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BandsRuleBro 11

Perhaps try and call the business to try and reschedule the interview? Maybe they'll reschedule it once they understand the situation.

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Bearsmomma 30

No! Never reschedule an interview! They will assume that you are unreliable when you can't even make it for an interview. NOT a good 1st impression.

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lui_pg 21

At least you have friends who know when it's your birthday, sobs to myself

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safaeita 32

Exactly. .I always remember theirs and celebrate it with them..but when mine comes they are alwqys so busy.

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littlekellilee 45

At least you two can attend each other's pity party.

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Nickimariek 20

Just tell them you're trying out a new hair style. xD

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bunnyboo7799 19

Happy birthday OP It's my birthday too!

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