By anonymous - 08/01/2012 12:24 - United States

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Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
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Occums_Razor 0

You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?

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Artz94_fml 16

He just doesn't want to **** under shower !

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brianfantana32 10

You are wrong, OP's husband was just too childish to show each other their privates, and they're married, no one said anything about sex

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WCARlover 34

I think it's safe to assume your honeymoon stage is over...lol

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bobbycorwen 5

Here's a ball trapped between two walls...lol

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tennisrapper1 14

Are you guys still virgins because of this? XD

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BlAzEtHiS 0

Your hubby just may be gay. I'm just sayin.

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ICATiger 13

I thought for a while it said he wanted them to dress up as pirates...

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Now that would be interesting.

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picklemonger 13

Oh my god! I can't believe not a single one of you good commenters and OP can see the iron-clad logic here. If you're both naked, then secular congress might ensue which would totally and completely negate the original intent of saving water! Either that, or the OP's husband is a total fruitcake.

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sadcutie345 8

Lol i beg to differ lol im a fruit cAke and i kno how to have more fun than him lmfao

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perdix 29

So, when you two are "bumpin' uglies," it must be literally true. Yuck.

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rhysfucker 24

Nasty steel wool and funky old burlap whacking away...what a visual!!

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