Work: Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager...

By hazlanz216 - 06/10/2011 22:28 - Canada

Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML

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By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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It wasn't me

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By Bob - 21/01/2010 13:33 - Canada

Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML

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By mushroomless - 14/10/2015 05:40 - United States - Thayne

Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Friday 7 October 2011 8:49

Return as a customer and wait for her.

lvlcapblue 0

Friday 7 October 2011 8:56

Attention ****** like her are so good at believing in their own fiction, aren't they?

Comments

allknowingbrony 5

Sunday 9 October 2011 21:15

And this is why I won't be social with customers when I get a job.

BeBeast2323 1

Friday 14 October 2011 4:35

Wouldn't your manager know that??

stephanieann 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:14

Haha. Omg I Feel so bad! I'm a cashier too and this one lady comes in my lane every time she shops and we just gab about stuff but what the lady you're talking about is just insane

DJ4262 6

Tuesday 28 May 2013 23:58

stop being so Canadian be more American and say nothing

nemcali 34

Monday 10 June 2013 2:12

Your boss is a moron. File a complaint. They cannot suspend you for that

17deanju 2

Wednesday 31 July 2013 18:04

Do you work at Walmart?

FML_Elle 17

Wednesday 22 January 2014 4:42

Some people aren't very bright, and I'm sorry you got suspended for running into one of them.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 4 December 2014 14:56

Who goes to the grocery store every day?

AshToast23 12

Monday 8 June 2015 20:58

lmao customers suck sometimes. they say whatever they want and the manager takes their word. I know cause I'm a cashier as well lol cheer up though I've seen worse and trust me your problem could have been worse o.o -Ash