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By The_HML - 24/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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By michellekel - 04/07/2009 12:10 - France

Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML

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By StungAlot - 12/06/2019 06:18

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML

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By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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By wayne - 07/12/2011 10:28 - New Zealand

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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By Ouchies - 18/03/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML

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By effingawwesome - 11/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

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By anonymous - 14/08/2011 01:17 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

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loser_fml 1

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:26

my balls hurt just reading my thoughts are with them at this hard time

alliewillie 22

Wednesday 4 April 2012 2:36

And the Loser Award goes to....

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Jarod_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:14

You got stung on the balls by a Jellyfish? #1. Put some pants on #2. Stop swimming naked with your mum... #3. Now i know why she didn't want to go in the water with you.

Logica42 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:20

Ow.

kayronjm 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:41

Hahahahaha shit, but yeah, how does one get stung there when wearing swimming trunks!!?? I was brought up swimming in the ocean all my life and have never been stung by a jellyfish but I must say, every single time I went into the sea (to this date) I fear the idea, hahahaha.

bigcrazymike 6

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:47

This would be the one time in your life that a small penis would come in handy. You could piss on your own nuts!

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 11:29

#11 - you don't need to be naked to get stung in the balls by a jellyfish. #14 - you don't need a small one, you just need a flexible one. btw, that cure doesn't actually work.

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 11:33

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! btw, #7, he's required to start out with the word "today." this could've happened days ago, but FML has a rule that the first word HAS to be "today."

amirn86 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:05

Holy shit dude I am so sorry for you, jellyfish burns are the worst and in the worst part of the body too! I hope your shit still works after this lol