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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By Zorah - 31/08/2023 04:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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tweets 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

awwww shes a douchebag. she's NOT a friend

firefox42 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

She's a friend, it's what we do... Sucks, but you'll have to get her back =)

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annis_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 10:54

That is so mean! I can't believe she left you there for half an hour!

firstnlast77 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 10:56

i would do things like this to my best friend but wouldn't go that far, but i remember: a friend pulls you up when you fall, a best friend is the one who pushed you.

Gringo_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 13:20

Sigh to all of you saying how you can't believe it.... You'd the same and so would I, maybe not as long, but that's some funny shit.

truelyajerk 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 14:10

Damn...I would be pissed, but sure as hell will be a great story in a few years. Let it go and get a funny revenge later.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 14:48

I'd be more pissy about having to tread water alone in the ocean for half an hour than not having bottoms for half an hour. But that's because I have an irrational fear of sea creatures and currents. Unless your vag is horrifically disfigured or something, who the F cares anyway? I'd just lol.

Lion_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 14:49

you need new friends

Checkitawwt 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 15:17

Wow you're friend's a good one, huh? And so is her family.. Well sorry that happened to you. =/

lifepwns 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 15:34

You should have just got out of the water. Show some balls, or lack thereof.

pokipoki 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:05

since the wave made it came off, I assume it was a string bikini bottom. go back to girl scout and learn how to tie properly so this won't happen again. or just use regular bottom with no string, since apparently you don't know how to loop and pull.