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By me - 30/04/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

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By Sue - 26/03/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, I co-starred in a production of Hamlet. Halfway through play, the actor playing Hamlet forgot his lines, threw a raging temper tantrum, screaming about how much he hated the play and how he wanted to go home in front of hundreds of audience members. FML

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By fthislyfe - 18/07/2011 07:09 - Netherlands

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 19:28 - United States - Carlisle

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By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

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By deven - 29/08/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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imabeast17 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 12:09

Why is he mad? I thought the point of sword fighting was to hit each others "heads". Jeez I guess I've been doing it wrong.

bbedlock_fml 7

Saturday 30 April 2011 12:00

Don't play with knives!

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soon2beproskater 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:58

oh wow 50 ppl

Time2spare 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:01

Umm hitting people on the head with swords is bad, mmmkay?

osf777 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:01

I would have pandered to the crowd, turned and ask them: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow. Then whoever answers I would invite onstage to duel. Problem solved.

chavez12 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:10

haha omg an audience of 50

immunizations 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:16

omg yeah, cause a foam sword to the head is gonna cause serious brain damage! FYL for being paired with a total wimp.

Iswear 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:16

Most stage swords aren't foam.

aFMLfann4life 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:38

oh that sucks, I know how that feels! You could have yelled back "Bitch!" & get out stage or improvise

llamalpaca382 13

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:31

Look on the bright side. At least it wasn't a bigger audience :)

KristinaKreme 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:52

What a drama queen!

baconboy_42 8

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:34

One time, I was sword fighting with this guy... Oh wait. Wrong FML. eek

VandalHeartX 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:31

I was actually on the other end of this situation in high school (I was the one hit in the head). I, however, tried to continue the scene. That guy is a douche bag, OP. The show must go on, and he should have remembered that. Sorry this happened to you.