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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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CassT 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

Wow.. I've heard of singing in the shower, but...

gonzi_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

old mcdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. YDI

Comments

l8r_mickey 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:54

EIEIO! I've done stuff like that before, no matter who it happens to, there's always someone there to laugh at you.

BlumpkinDinner 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:54

******.

24788 6

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:54

lol, I've had random moments like that to.

spillproof 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:56

This made me laugh really loudly.. I'm trying to picture that!

musicloverr 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:57

guys give her a break with the "how old areyou" comments, everyone has their strange moments sometimes. this is actually really funny:)

danielleFML 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:00

what's up with all the bath haters? it's relaxing now and then. sheesh. still, YDI.

spirited_away33 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:00

You're awesome! Seriously, I would love to meet you.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:01

Sure. No one else here has ever done anything potentially embarrassing when they're alone. Sure. I'm also totally believing all of you never take baths either. At least you weren't singing to yourself in front of the mirror about how you don't need a man or woman. That'd be worse, in my opinion.