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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

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Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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CassT 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

Wow.. I've heard of singing in the shower, but...

gonzi_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

old mcdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. YDI

Comments

XxFMLxX1 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:07

and how old are you..?

somethingawesome 9

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:07

Why would you make animal noises in the bathtub when you know other people live there unless you didn't care?

Jayyyrad 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:12

HAHAHA that's sweet and yes FYL

atomick 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:14

**** 'em. If you enjoyed yourself, you shouldn't be embarrassed about it. If worse comes to worse, you're still the older sibling. Just go give him a wedgie in front of his friends.

dizzyyy 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:14

Ahahahaha!!! That's awesome! Embarrassing as Hell. I would have cried. LoL Hey, people do random shit out of boredom. Why is everyone flipping out? Relaaax! Stop hatin' sheesh!