Animals: Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the...

By bubbles - 12/10/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

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By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

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Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML

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semmita 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:15

umm, your dog is a smart dog

busdrivertohell 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:16

I believe without all this technology, all these poor people would have to be stuck listening to their own thoughts. Where would the world be?

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fatass_ninja 0

Monday 15 August 2011 15:34

"I have a great idea! I'll take a bath with my iPod! what could possibly go wrong?"

DarkSaul 20

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:12

Here is a troll who is trolling on FML

DarkSaul 20

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:12

Here is a troll who is trolling on FML

zjnat 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:16

Hahaha awesome dog

hurrican_fml 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:44

You must have really pissed your dog off

infamous1212 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:54

Must have been playing Nickelback..

desertpunk75 11

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:33

Microsoft sent him!

Coffeebang 17

Monday 6 February 2012 10:26

This is why I don't bring my electronics to the bathroom

b_rad_fml 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:58

Dogs are not 'family', they do not need to be inside the house. If the dog was outside then you would still have your iPod.

Natalie403 6

Saturday 23 June 2012 2:02

What a bitch

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