Animals: Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the...

By bubbles - 12/10/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

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By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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By dog got ur phone - 07/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2015 06:00 - United States - Huffman

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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Little devil

By Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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It's a doggy dog world

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML

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semmita 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:15

umm, your dog is a smart dog

busdrivertohell 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:16

I believe without all this technology, all these poor people would have to be stuck listening to their own thoughts. Where would the world be?

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 4:23

lmfao!!!

dangletsbang21 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:13

#27 your a **** :) and you should get an ihome so you can listen to it like that, atleast that's what I do so that doesn't happen to me :)

VacuumNinja 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 2:36

YDI for owning a ******* dog.

YoItsHannah 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:11

holy crap. that sucks. I would get sooooo mad! but that's why I don't let my dogs in my bathroom... or take bubble baths;)

kevint9911 15

Friday 5 February 2010 6:55

why don't u just get an iPod dock with a remote, cheaper to replace the remote than the iPod

Spongii101 12

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:12

iPod Touchs play out loud. You didn't need headphones, you could have put it on the windowsill or something.

lottaluv 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 16:46

omg haha I do that too! but ny dog wouldn't go anywhere near my iPod touch

grog_fml 3

Friday 23 April 2010 4:20

so cute!

tohaveandtohold 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 2:58

agreed completely @41

RebeccaCyrus 0

Friday 13 August 2010 8:24

i always put mine on the edge and one time it was in the middle of falling but i caught it. good catch right?

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