1) Animals aren't nearly as smart as us buddy. Any human that runs neck-first into a kick would be considered stupid; why not a turkey? 2) Turkeys are very malicious animals. Given the chance, they WILL attack you and they WILL do damage. 3) Were the OP a "heartless embecile," he wouldn't have felt the need to post this on FML. 4) Any animal rights activist is even dumber than the animals that he/she is trying to protect. Animals have primitive, basic minds. They run more off of instinct than thought. And believe me, that animal that you're trying to "protect" will attack and kill you in a HEARTBEAT. Judgemental asshole.

85 you sound like one of those activists who doesn't quite understand things but doesn't let that stop you from taking severe personal offense to every slight.

101- you're wrong on four. Who says most humans don't run mostly on basic thought processes. Many animals don't behave in the manner you suggest, many act on thought processes beyond basic instinct.

#101, I'm fairly sure that the turkey OP was talking about was a brush turkey, i.e. native to Australia and not much bigger than a chicken. Definitely not going to kill anyone.

101 is partially correct. Animal activist as also are against circuses (dont get me wrong so am I) but those elephants and tigers and lions? They will and do kill people. Some animals are dangerous to people and turkeys can be very mean and slash at you. Had it happen to me. Don't judge to harshly.

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that 85 said that birds aren't stupid and then proceeded to call OP a bird brain? Surely if bird's aren't stupid then calling someone a bird brain wouldn't be an insult and may even be a compliment? Your logic confuses me 85.

I screamed at a bear when he was sniffing around my camp in Colorado. Does that make me mean?