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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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Panic!

By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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Invasion

By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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MangaFreakXxX 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

You were naked while taking a shower? No ******' way.

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

ow. that made me hurt just thinking about it.

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nates0210 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:01

at least you were in the shower so if you bled all over the place it would be easy to clean :)

reiyu 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:04

^ optimist win

nonameLiz 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:03

Well I hope you would be naked while taking a shower....

Towelie_31 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:49

why do you hope he or she was naked? you're gay if that was a guy... if not i would be inclined to agree

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 6:01

Isn't 32 a girl? Not gay if OP is a guy.

Towelie_31 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:24

huh... well this is kinda awkward... my bad... so.. uh... how bout that superbowl?

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 8 February 2010 4:05

You were naked? IN THE SHOWER? NO WAY, DUDE. NO WAY. I didn't know people got naked in the shower! Were you assuming that some of us are like John Dorian, and wear shower shorts (with a complementary shower wallet) in the shower?

lem0n_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:09

Your comment is so original.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 4:16

That would have been funny 31 comments ago.

galveston 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:26

wow scrubs remark. thought most ppl here would refer to arrested development.

sum1savemeh 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:16

lol win ^^

Big_Boner 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:20

Damn you #34 when I saw this FML I wanted to make a shower shorts comment! Tehe. But umm ... yah OP sucks to be you ;D next time, wear some clothes or something.

WtfLoser 13

Monday 8 February 2010 4:05

SAINTS WON , OMFG , OMFG ,

dan11 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:28

i hate you

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:02

I KNOW!!! Laissez les bon temps roulez

dugumit 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:06

well now u sparkle

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:05

Unfortunately he's also pale from the blood loss so he's got a whole Team Edward thing going on...

goatboy197 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:07

owww!!!!!

picksy22 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:07

i love how everyone is focusing on the fact that he stated he was naked. wait no. i hate it. grow up. stop picking apart everything people say.

MF12 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:09

how did the glass shatter?

rOBboCOp 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:18

okay wtf is with everyone trying to be sarcastic, wait no not sarcastic, a ****** douche yea thats better okay omg he stated that he was naked in shower dont mean u homos gotta go and try to be funny and shit

Fabby_fml 2

Monday 8 February 2010 22:07

If you don't like sarcasm and douchebags... what are you doing in the comments, seriously?

brianjman14 22

Monday 8 February 2010 4:23

u were naked? NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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