Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking...

By grampsisgay - 18/04/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 04:23 - United States - Boaz

Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds for him to accuse my boyfriend of being a "queer" because his handshake was "too limp". FML

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Maturity

By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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By Nick Pat - 30/09/2015 13:13

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 22:52 - United States - Elgin

Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

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By Squid - 21/02/2017 07:00 - Canada - Parksville

Today, my older boyfriend and I went shopping together. When we arrived at the till, the cashier looked at me and asked, "Is this your pop?" I replied "No, this is my boyfriend, but we get that a lot." She paused, pointed at the case of Coke in the cart and said again, "Is this your pop?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2022 04:00

Today, I was pulled into an argument between a woman and her boyfriend. He wanted to buy a jacket and she wanted my opinion, as a gay man, on whether it suited him. I’m not gay, I'm even married to a woman. They were very surprised because apparently I look "super gay." Other shoppers agreed. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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ptrek85 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:22

This FML is faaaaaaabulous!!

nodbor 11

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:20

did you not get the memo that pink is the new blue for straight men?

Comments

indie_chick1 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 13:42

You're a douchebag. Whats wrong with gay people?

bf88 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 15:20

Poor OP? NO. she is stupid and disrespectful. As far as I am concerned a 70 something man is allowed to wear whatever the f*** he wants without a dumbass 16 yr. old girl saying shit like that about him. You deserved it and you might wanna try not judging people by the color of their sweatshirt

Redweezl 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:09

this is a light hearted website... why do people take things so serious...? wow anybody who does sucks.... number 33... get over yourself already... trying to act like you are old..smart... or something.. No ****.

hatarou 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:32

whats wrong with this its a guy saying hrllo to his grandfather whos wearin a pink shirt that says hes happy(or gay) but well its the old guy's problem

buttonbean 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:32

why would you even say this about an old man? show some respect to your elders, my god.

Bryan_Z 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:37

blue is the new gay

sohippiechic 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:40

YDI for thinking he was gay because he was wearing pink.

lostinediting 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:42

#22--it's a pretty common nickname for a grandfather in the south.

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:11

Ever heard of think before you speak? Or of keeping things to yourself? I wonder what happened after, we never found out how the boyfriend reacted...

dazzlemcnazzle 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:16

Agree with 40 completely. I think you're one of those people that needs a muzzle. Think before you speak, or other people around you will do the same, and you won't be allowed to get offended. Also, 18, if that's the case, then wearing colors in general is "gay". Hm, good thing I only wear black half the time.