Dogs and Animals: Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking...

By MCRxforever - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

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Mistaken identity

By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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Bad boy

By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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FerrariCake 2

Friday 18 June 2010 9:26

You're looking at this all wrong: maybe they were looking for someone to assault and you just weren't attractive enough. Your homeliness saved you from being attacked.

jewboy8787 0

Friday 18 June 2010 9:27

hey your lucky they didn't rape you or smack your ass.

Comments

itz_towelie 6

Friday 18 June 2010 10:47

lol they follow you? they just wait outside your house, oh look theres that chick thats afraid of us... lets follow her again. is that a accurate reanactment of how it happens?

Duckiie90 0

Friday 18 June 2010 10:48

agree with 13

jizzmode 0

Friday 18 June 2010 10:49

Maybe they meant your dog. :/

sammiller4 3

Friday 18 June 2010 10:56

not at my house but at my work. more or less yes that's exactly how it goes lmao except they crawl out from under the floor. btw I'm talking about a gymnastics gym

itz_towelie 6

Friday 18 June 2010 10:59

get a boot, a really big boot... problem solved, and you're welcome :D

sammiller4 3

Friday 18 June 2010 11:04

that would be alot of killing haha cause the ppl that moved into the building next to us kinda I guess made the roaches mad and they migrated over to our building