Dogs and Animals: Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking...

By MCRxforever - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

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By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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FerrariCake 2

Friday 18 June 2010 9:26

You're looking at this all wrong: maybe they were looking for someone to assault and you just weren't attractive enough. Your homeliness saved you from being attacked.

jewboy8787 0

Friday 18 June 2010 9:27

hey your lucky they didn't rape you or smack your ass.

Comments

WitchQueenLiz 3

Friday 18 June 2010 18:58

Man, that sucks. Kids can be little bitches. Don't feel bad; I've had that happen to me before. :(

thatsrugged 2

Friday 18 June 2010 19:19

Kids are the most truthful kind of humanbeings OP... Its unfortunate they said it to your face though :(

alexdear1029_fml_fml 0

Friday 18 June 2010 21:38

haha that sucks

Games4me 0

Friday 18 June 2010 22:16

Hey, don't complain. You got off easy. Did it ever occur to you what those guys might've been doing? They were probably out looking for someone to rape.

DaleksAreEpic 0

Friday 18 June 2010 22:57

Erm... maybe they were talking about your dog...?

JolynnConley8 0

Friday 18 June 2010 23:25

Who know maybe this isn't an fml. Maybe they were planning to rape you but didn't because they thougt you were ugly. Always look on the bright side :)

l3allin_all_day 0

Friday 18 June 2010 23:29

maybe they were talking about the dog

mrmaks18 7

Saturday 19 June 2010 0:23

lol count urself lucky don't eat salmon that's the dog not u super squirrel is cute and annabanana should get back to playing football for south Africa ;)