Embarrassing, Awkward and Transportation: Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot...

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

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By anonymous - 05/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 21:15 - United States

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML

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By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 2:52

haha mistaken sexual harrassment sucks

arela 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:55

what the **** who says double D's for dunkin donuts you douche you deserve it

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usmc2600 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 6:57

I know tons of people from Chicago/ the Midwest who call it "double D's". You all are just haters. ps. dunkies? dunks??? and you're calling "double D's" gay? Go read 'Out' magazine.

i_am_tiff_21 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 6:57

If I was her, I would have said, "Are you retarded? They're not even close to double D's, pervert."

jaybirdka 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:01

wow, with your smooth lines I'm surprised she didn't **** you right there...

aho_matsuri 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:17

hah wow I have never heard the term "double D's" used for Dunkin' Donuts before. nice one man.

Zebidiah 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:17

haha this is a good one saw it in the moderate section too

poison29 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:20

146 - i think it's hilarious when people take FML so seriously. come on!

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:21

LOL you tools. He was obviously going for **Hehe, dunkin donuts, DDs, she will pick up on my awesome sense of humour with my witty double enterdre** "Hey, is that double d's you've got there?" **Oh my god!! He just made a funny remark about my coffee that some might mistake as my breasts!! this guy is hilarious!** "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY LET''S DO IT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!"

saxlover 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:21

who the **** calls Dunkin' Donuts Double D? And why wouldn't you run that through your mind first? YDI

yeahreally 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:34

i agree with #175....who calls dunkin donuts double d's? ppl here in ma call it dunkies or just plain dunkin donuts

thelastnerd 5

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:35

Wow. There's this thing I recommend. It's called thinking before you speak. And seriously? "Double Ds"? I've never heard anyone call Dunkin' Donuts that.