Embarrassing, Awkward and Transportation: Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot...

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

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By anonymous - 05/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 21:15 - United States

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML

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It's not what you think

By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

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yodelqueen13 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:52

haha mistaken sexual harrassment sucks

arela 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:55

what the **** who says double D's for dunkin donuts you douche you deserve it

Comments

that_funny_girl 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:20

Hehe #31

maasturbate 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:24

amazing. you should write a book of pick-up lines.

idkmybffjill1 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:25

ever thought of thinking before you said anything in your life??? retard

faceless 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:23

At first I thought you were asking if she had double double... but double D doesn't really refer to anything else but the thing she thought you were referring to. YDI lmao

lenajoy927 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:29

hahaha....wish there was more detail on her reaction. bet that went a lot differently in your head.

YerPal 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:37

Your name wouldn't happen to be Tobias Fuenke, would it?

alex_vik 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:38

Who calls Dunkin Donuts "Double D's"?

Kitty34_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:43

I've NEVER heard someone refer to Dunkin Donuts as "Double Ds"

StarrieyedFML 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:40

wow. Dude. Did you ever think about what you are saying? Who call's Dunkin' Donuts, Double D's? I think you are sick and twisted and are just trying to make yourself feel better cuz you sexually harassed her. lol. But hey who knows.

slutmuffin 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:46

Who starts a conversation about coffee anyway? It's like you go up to her and say, "Say, I see that we're both wearing shoes"...um? You ultimately fail.