good one

Really? Come on now how do you expect to charm a girl if you don't use your brain?

well no shit, who refers to dunkin' donuts as 'double D's'?....and why did you think that would be a good opening line anyway? you may as well of just said 'hey we're drinking the same coffee and I'm only talking to you because I want to bang you'

I think this is totally believable, I live in Chicago and everyone here calls it "Double D's". Plus, in this FML he says he's taking the subway, which exists here. He's not being stupid, he's just being chicagoan.

No-one in the world will be won over by "So, you drink X coffee? We should clearly have sex." Even "Gosh, we're drinking the same coffee, we should clearly have sex", while better, is still pretty feeble.

I don't think anyone would. Even if it is local slang, she may not have been local. She may have been visiting someone. I think food would be the last thing I would think if someone commented on my "double Ds." :|

Screw all of you twats.... if Dane Cook can call it The BK Lounge, then he can call it Double Ds!!! Funny thought: It would be interesting to see him say this to a man.! " What up, dude? You got Double Ds?" "You know what wakes me up in the morning? Double Ds" "When I'm feeling down, all I need is some Double Ds with glaze!" *Calls Dunkin Donuts marketing execs* Another funny scenario: If she only had a B or C cup, she might've taken it as a compliment.

next time use a better pick up line than something to do with coffee tut

THIS IS BRILLIANT. xDD Definitely going to the favorites. 8D

lololol please learn to think before you speak.