Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I...

By Sursion - 12/11/2009 17:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML

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By Marina - 20/09/2024 06:00 - Australia

Today, I was FaceTiming with my mum when she interrupted me to ask who 'the man behind me' was. I live alone, so I had a bit of a jump scare moment. She was so proud of her 'hilarious' prank, her laugh still haunts me. FML

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By loser - 20/07/2009 22:39 - Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

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By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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Sorrel 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 23:06

Sooo, your friend has a creepy mom and you have a big mouth. Case closed.

perdix 29

Thursday 12 November 2009 23:19

(Sorry, sometimes you'll see the original). If you saw someone "creeping" behind your friend, why would you "loudly proclaim?" Didn't they ever teach you about the quiet "indoor voice?" Wouldn't this be a good time to use it? And tell Mom to dress like a mom, and not a wannabe, gangsta thug unless she wants to get a cap popped in her ass.

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woofis 0

Friday 13 November 2009 5:23

A creepy guy with a goody "creeping" around? How could you mistake her mom who is probably doing gardening work or some sort for creeping around her yard?

woofis 0

Friday 13 November 2009 5:24

is correction

cein 0

Friday 13 November 2009 7:40

HAHA, that's funny！ Maybe her mother just want to know what you guys talking about.

AcesAndEights 0

Friday 13 November 2009 10:40

You "proclaimed" a question? Next time you try and use big words, find out what they mean, okay?

KsESteve 0

Friday 13 November 2009 21:10

I'm sure they meant Exclaimed. Okay you condescending asshole? The poster the point across and I really think your ******** grammar lesson is just unnecessary. Why don't you go spend a couple hours editing a Wikipedia page or something?