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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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Janah_the_ENP 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:19

Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.

therealsuperman 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:35

he's just jealous because he can't grow one

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iR0ckSkinnys 3

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:22

Lmao wasn't expecting that at all,I'm sure you wasn't either.Obvisouly he is a douche but a honest one.Find different products that you can use to shave it with,but like skin sensitivity ones,ones that won't give you a bad reaction to it.

emmabear16 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:22

Lmfao! Sorry but YDI that for not shaving or waxing that off. You're a girl.

melmeldolphin 8

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:23

The phrasing on this makes it seem like you were growing the mustache right there on the spot. Which is hilarious to envision.

squirell_AIDS69 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:23

It was probably just a little peach fuzz, relax.

chuck_yams 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:28

That...is...AWESOME!!! haha, jk. yeah, though. go shave it, especially if it's gonna be an evil twin later on.

oliver86 8

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:30

he didn't seem very grossed out so you might still have a chance if you get rid of your mo

therealsuperman 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:35

he's just jealous because he can't grow one

Bluewafflequeef 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:37

Femstache- The new awesome

iloveyou7877 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:48

omg your picture D: Why must you do this to me?

cristallynn 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:40

then shave! how do you girls NOT notice that you're growing a mustache?! I think it's disgusting. I see it all the time at school and it's just gross

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:45

I once went to get my brows shaped. The waxing lady asked if I wanted my upper lip done too. I did it, even though I didn't feel I needed to. I was shocked with what was on that strip! So ladies, look close and just get it done already.(: