By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
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Janah_the_ENP 0

Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.

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therealsuperman 0

he's just jealous because he can't grow one

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PurplePeeps 0

Um, no. Any female openly acknowledging their prominent facial hair will always end with said female's failure. Doesn't matter the circumstances.

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PurplePeeps 0

No!! It was changed... Now I appear a damned fool...

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LightningLadyy 0

Hahah niiice, #7 :)

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PuppiesFTW 5

#1- here we go again!

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Honziie 1

why would you shave it? obviously waxing is the way to go, shaving would just make it more noticeable =.=

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starrs_movingIn 0

most pretty girls hve moustaches. just saying.

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davidjr_saldana 0

i knew this chick that waxed over time the skin became burnt & she had a permanent stache shaving waaaaay better

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schwancy 2

I feel like this women with moustaches thing is becoming an epidemic. Learn from other FMLs and wax it.

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macskapingvin 0

It's not an epidemic, people are just become simultaneously more aware and less aware that this is a common situation. It's not a problem. So what if a girl has a little hair on her lip? Who lays down the rules that says theres anything wrong with that?

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BahahahLOL 0

I know a girl with a hairy-ass upper lip like Piper Perablo's. Major turnoff.

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unfortunate_13 5

i don't think the girl really has a moustache, the guy probably just chickened out.

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MeesterMatt 3

Lazer that shit it sounds cooler and then its gone forever

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Johdy 0

ummm... if I may interject here... I kinda agree wit biggmike on that one... it really wasn't a racist comment women from those countries do tend to b hairier... just yesterday this Mexican lady who walked into my job had a full beard with sideburns and a unibrow... I COULD NOT stop staring

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glitter354 0

Ewww. I don't blame him. Go wax that shit...or shave it or pluck it. Do something. YDI, you should have noticed something like that.

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Wuhuh 0

Better pull out that razor if you want that kiss.

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firefighterazz 0

wow. ever herd of shaving cream. nothing worse than kissing a girl with more facial hair than me

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Janah_the_ENP 0

Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.

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macskapingvin 0

Sounds like a dick thing to say anyway, but yeah, he's slightly justified if it is obvious, but I doubt it was, or the OP wouldn't have been as surprised.

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