By littlemissgullible - 10/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML
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BLNovelist 0

Going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he may 'miss you' as a friend rather then wanting you as a girlfriend again...in which case, get over it and move on. He obviously did. HOWEVER, if that isn't the case and he's just a two-timing asshole, you just got warned of it before jumping in again. Either way, where is the FML? You are better off without him. :/

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MyThoughtsR 0

wow lol. that's a pretty high level of scumbaggery!

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dabomb691 0

he just said he wants to see her one day. wheres the douchebaggery? shes just twisting his words so that she can feel a little bit of hope

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lostfaithinpppl 19

I agree. Missing someone doesn't mean you want them as your girlfriend/boyfriend. He obviously just wanted to see you as a friend, OP. You took his words the wrong way. He wouldn't have told you about his fiancee and baby on the way if he wanted to cheat with you.

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sucks4Udude 3

Who. Gives. A. ****. Snick. Also, fyl OP.

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gisii1988 0

wow!!! amazing but i dont think he is a douchebag! if u was trying to play with her he would not have told her wat he was doing on saturday!??!! lol the op is the pyscho one her!

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dfeucht328 0

uh.... what? in english please

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CharlotteRx 4

@Dfe.. something about Saturday, perhaps... ?

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Buffel 0

Hmm, let me take a shot at tranlating that. "wow!!! amazing but i dont think he is a douchebag!" Wow! Amazing, but I don't think he is a douchebag. OK, that part is pretty easy to understand. Now it starts to get tricky. "if u was trying to play with her he would not have told her wat he was doing on saturday!??!! lol the op is the pyscho one her!" If you were trying to play with her (referring to, um, the fiancée?) he would not have told her (referring to the OP) what he was doing waffle on the trees outside your... Damn, I think my translator just broke. :(

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gisii1988 0

wow!!! amazing but i dont think he is a douchebag! if u was trying to play with her he would not have told her wat he was doing on saturday!??!! lol the op is the pyscho one her!

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CharlotteRx 4

@Sucks4u.. I do! hahaha good grammar is sexy : ) YES, I love geeks/nerds/smart people :$

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penpal33 7

LoL ... You have compulsive disorder snicks. Do consult a psychiatrist!

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penpal33 7

OP, you know what you have to do. He is your ex now, so try to get over him and find someone else

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ninba20 0

what an ass he has is girl preggo and want u... blow him off...he is not worth it

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CharlotteRx 4

@Snicks HAHAHAHAHAA I thought I was the only one who imagined spaghetti sauce when hearing/reading the word 'preggo' xD

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penpal33 7

What a pair you both will make?! A match made in heaven... LoL

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wordgirl 0

OH NOEZ: It's incest, too. :/ :D Snick, I'm just kidding about.

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Domonator 16

I have to say that I, too, always think of spaghetti sauce when I hear the so-called word, "preggo". In addition, hearing the name of a certain brand of spaghetti sauce makes me think of an obnoxious word that some people use to refer to pregnancy. Until now, I thought that I was alone in this, but you have changed that. Thank you.

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