Sounds like a catch

By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55

Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
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Same thing different taste

The nerve of this guy

By Fairla31 - 24/07/2022 08:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, my ex asked me if he could live with me so he wouldn't be homeless. He also asked if he could introduce me to his new girlfriend so they wouldn't have "trust issues." This coming from the same guy living with grandma and mom, who has no job, no car, and basically dumped me for her. Like, sure buddy I'll get right on making her feel comfortable. FML
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I can get not being completely over your ex, but this guy is a real loser. If after his response to your offer you did anything except hang up in his face, you kind of deserve what’s coming.

How did that conversation not end at "Chlamydia"?

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How did that conversation not end at "Chlamydia"?

Just block him, he’s your ex why are you even entertaining this?

I can get not being completely over your ex, but this guy is a real loser. If after his response to your offer you did anything except hang up in his face, you kind of deserve what’s coming.

Well, hurry up and move so you can buy him more gifts and better food.

He’s called an ex for a reason.. keep it that way.