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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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woainishamu 21

Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.

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John_in_Oz 12

What a good idea! Something interesting to do while being bored senseless AND it relieves the tension from someone moaning about stuff they don't want you to fix. Genius.

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callmeave 10

Punch him in the dick. Assert your authority.

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ThunderTheRad 14

If that would've happened, I would've dumped his sorry ass. It's his fault he's not interested in important things that could possibly affect your relationship.

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davincidasecond 24

You should have told him to go **** himself. That's a dick move.

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shinikageWolf 15

If my boyfriend did that I would just start sucking.

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monkeebabes 3

He probably thinks youre just as drama filled as your sister if you have to pass on gossip like that. Guys dont like that sort of thing. Discussing family issues and "drama" are two completely different things.

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1jordan1 11

You're right. Guys shouldn't have to listen to their girlfriends feelings and it's perfectly acceptable to just start jacking right there in the middle of her venting about something that was obviously bothering her.

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WD_Stevens 22

Seriously? Who does that? I swear, every day I feel more and more sane

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Hazelino 25

Yeah, my boyfriend is one of those guys too. Don't worry about it to much..

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