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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2021 15:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML

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By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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woainishamu 21

Wednesday 26 February 2014 2:02

Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.

Crazc 15

Wednesday 26 February 2014 1:58

bite his dick

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1jordan1 11

Saturday 1 March 2014 10:30

Your boyfriends an asshole. I really hope you dump him. I hate pricks like that.

punkbunny89 1

Sunday 2 March 2014 2:07

wow OP, sorry your boyfriend is such a jerk...He could have at least waited until you were finished talking...

magicstar49er 5

Tuesday 4 March 2014 20:34

Punch him n leave

REAPEROFDC 7

Tuesday 4 March 2014 22:02

Umm sounds like he go a thing for ur sister starting drama, might wanna look into that

Munchlax11 7

Wednesday 12 March 2014 9:19

*exboyfriend I hope like damn that's immature

nichtkatze 1

Friday 14 March 2014 0:43

should have just helped him and went back to your story

Door_Productions 19

Friday 18 April 2014 9:49

Sounds like he hasn't had much excitement lately.

SupremeLeader00 9

Friday 25 April 2014 23:46

That escalated quickly.

Efrizzles 4

Saturday 21 June 2014 18:42

That's one thing I wouldn't want to happen. I would've slapped him on the spot.

moot_chan 18

Monday 8 December 2014 0:58

Follow up to say ex?

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