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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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woainishamu 21

Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.

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Goblin182 26

YDI. Guys could care less about your sister's drama.

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Barlucic 5

Maybe like another Recent FML. Op's Boyfriends Dad said "Just jack one out, you'll be better in no time."

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blueknight1st 26

I don't blame him. Guys don't like gossip and drama. It's all pointless crap and we don't want to hear about it.

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squideth 18

Of course! All men care about is their wrinkly dicks, right? Not everyone is a soulless loser like you, dudebro.

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1jordan1 11

Good luck ever getting a girlfriend. Girls talk about their feelings and vent, just like guys do. You keep acting like that? Don't ever expect sex.

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everett75 4

Funniest thing I have heard in a long time, thanks OP.

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A_fork 5

I thought it said brother instead of boyfriend........

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Josephace 2

Well that's weird.. Lol

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