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By I should have kept my mouth shut - 23/01/2013 01:35 - United States - Davis

Today, I was talking to my grandma and I mentioned the fact that tomatoes are technically fruit. It's been an hour and she's still yelling, accusing me of lying to her. FML

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By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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By Anon - 15/05/2015 13:58 - United States - Lakeville

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

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Never? NEVER?!

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 08:00

Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML

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By kitty - 09/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2016 12:11 - United Kingdom - Pontypool

Today, my grandmother yet again asked where my grandfather is. She refuses to believe us when we tell her that he passed away 6 years ago. She always insists that he's out cheating on her and accuses us of lying to cover his arse. FML

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Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00

Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML

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Misunderstood

By lildale92 - 03/06/2021 10:01 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I was trying to explain to my mother-in-law how I hated the way my father-in-law talks to me, the tone he uses. She thought I was attacking him and got mad at me. FML

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Trickiest_K 9

Wednesday 23 January 2013 11:51

It's amazing how fired up people get over a tomato...

nickjam19 5

Wednesday 23 January 2013 11:48

So either show her some proof or just let her think she's right. it can't matter that much.

Comments

xobrelove 3

Thursday 24 January 2013 22:11

i hate when people get so mad about that topic

wvcheesehead1 9

Friday 25 January 2013 3:30

Time for the home.

bigtime_rocker 11

Friday 25 January 2013 5:38

How is it a fruit then? I've always thought it was a vegetable...

kables3 9

Friday 25 January 2013 6:06

Technically there is no such thing as a vegetable.

sarah17xx_fml 10

Friday 25 January 2013 19:50

I didn't know tomato is a fruit. Ha I get to learn something new everyday on FML!

shaymaa1985 3

Saturday 26 January 2013 8:47

I've Had so many arguments about tomatoes being a fruit and people always get so angry over it. I'm not telling them to add it to fruit salad I'm just saying technically it's a fruit.

MikeFoxtrot01594 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 5:13

Tomatoes are both a fruit and a vegetable. Vegetables are any plant product. It's normally applied to non-sweet or starchy ones. Fruit is the anatomical structure that holds seeds. Hence, tomatoes are both.