By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
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Connect 10

You should see opportunity here. Set up a condom stand in the hallway.

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nickjam19 5

Call the cops on them when they're in "business".

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nickjam19 5

Call the cops on them when they're in "business".

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ocramavaf 15

how would op prove the facts tought? Why not just ask for a cut of the profits in exchange for silence?

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alan831 9

Oh, probably because pimps kill those kind of people.

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ocramavaf 15

well not necessarily, why go down for murder instead of just sponsoring prostitution or whatever the offence is called wherever op lives

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Tolarie 13

Don't you mean during their "business hours"? ;D okay, bad joke is bad. I'm out.

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ManInTheMachine 19

*business minutes ...or minute, it depends. ;)

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sens3sfailing 24

whats the rate for 10 seconds? umm, im asking for a friend...I swear...

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Trickiest_K 9

Maybe you should head down and investigate, for you know, "research" ;)

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Ew... She's a hooker. What if she has an STD or something? XP

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Joe9024 20

Um wear a condom?? What's the difference between a hooker and a ONS..?

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Yeah, but I feel like your body (man or woman) should be more like a sacred temple, not the drive thru at McDonalds.

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Mideoyeo 12

Report them to your building superintendent, but if it's not directly bothering you then you could just leave it alone.

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annie_nk 22

It's still illegal. And needs to be reported.

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SonOfAMitch 14

Watch out, OP! You might get pimp slapped!

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Connect 10

You should see opportunity here. Set up a condom stand in the hallway.

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sirpantselot 22

You, sir, will go far in the modern world.

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evig_fml 16

I would set up some cameras and start up a new film company. I'd name it..."$50 for the night"

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igetitincum2win 11

your stand would have came in handy last night : )

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PandaSmile 24

Maybe offer chlamydia tests with purchase?

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MissMess 12

16 just made me gag on my coffee. Yuck.

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VorpikeII 17

Or pregnancy tests. Those also work. Just have an all in one stand. Condoms, Chlamydia tests, and pregnancy tests, along with whatever else you may want to add. Even T-Shirts!

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gc327072 30

14- name the company DTF productions. (down to fap)

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igetitincum2win 11

#29 promotion of safe sex is what i was thinking.that prolly didn't come across to well.

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oj101 33

Well, you know where to turn to if you're ever out of a job, and need some quick cash. But seriously, FYL.

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guitarbeast 22

She will not only get a job, but give a job

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tp50141 10

I literally just went through the same experience about two hours ago, OP. Cops busted her as I was moving into my "new home"

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Honestly 33, what did you expect from someone whose user name is, "I get it in, cum to win"?

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insertnameherr 11

I'm sorry, but I have failed to understand what message you are trying to get across.

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jwa2000 3

I read the name with comma over one word, "I get it in Cum, to win."

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SirCharles83 13

I think "imawhore" must have been taken.

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bhai33 9

Well then get some discounted service ;)

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