By vw - 20/02/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
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texashater75 16

Maybe you should take that as a hint and quit bugging your grandpa.

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tmd4L 7

Better than something else hard and salty.

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Elizabeth198 1

He's getting old, they will always speak their minds :/

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pagullarka 9

Old people usually don't joke that much at their age they just get blunt.

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JustinSmith 2

Lol I'm sure he was, but if he wasn't that would be so hilarious!!!

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bjcr8978 0

Did he also yell at you for being on his lawn. Those kids are always on my lawn.

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paschale 7

Bugs taste salty? Thanks for that bit of info OP!

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Pelreskovich 11

Paw paw doesn't like you :( when he's on his deathbed and telling life stories you'll take a long drawn out sigh and be like "someone get him to shut up" and your family will be angry with your insensitivity. Elderly can do whatever they want. It's better to just accept it.

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justen27 7

Was he atleast laughing or was he completly serious when he said that.

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Pelreskovich 11

I'm carrying a vial of bugs around for whenever I want someone to shut up. Might take a few tries of throwing them to get one to land in their mouth.. Oh do bugs keep hitting you in the face? ..I'm sorry.

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