By vw - 20/02/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
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texashater75 16

Maybe you should take that as a hint and quit bugging your grandpa.

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tmd4L 7

Better than something else hard and salty.

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ScarletBloom 14

That priceless moment with your grandpa. Laugh about it with him while he still can.

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sarahrocrocrocks 5

EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULDVE LIKE POURED A GALLON OF MOUTHWASH IN MY MOUTH AFTER THAT! and then die cuz im tterrified of bugs

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benderbot19 0

I want to pour, like, a gallon of mouthwash in my eyes after reading your comment. OMGZ!!

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TheJester12 15

leave grandpa alone while he's gardening . now that he has ED it's the only thing he can work over with a ho and watch grow .

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Enslaved 36

A wise old owl sat on a great old oak The more he heard, the less he spoke The less he spoke, the more he heard That wise old owl, was a wise old bird.

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brohamas16 7

I mean he's probably just trying to get some work done

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skyeyez9 24

Now the rest of us are enlightened to know what beetles taste like. I heard some types of ants taste like lemon drops.

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tropicalkisser 0

I know you might love your grandpa but since u bugged him I think he had a reason to make that joke ;)

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